I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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