At least make sure they are 18
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I think I died a long time ago.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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