i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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