She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He shit in the fireplace
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
ok first of all what the fuck
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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