You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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