Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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