I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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