Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize
