Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just gift wrapped bread.
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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