I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
3 2 1 whiskey
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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