Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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