Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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