Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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