Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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