no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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