So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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