perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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