He asked to "fluff my boner.."
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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