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• (303): View more from Colorado

  normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.

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  Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.

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  if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...

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• (310): View more from California

  Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING

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• (914): View more from New York

  I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk

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• (509): View more from Washington

  We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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• (212): View more from New York

  I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was

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  U know ur prob on camera right?

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