remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!