Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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