I love black thongs
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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