If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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