I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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