You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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