fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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