You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
She needs sedatives and a leash
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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