is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
