There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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