You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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