Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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