everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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