dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
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i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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