from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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