Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
