Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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