But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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