I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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