apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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