My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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