and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
