I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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