I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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The feeling are messing with the penis
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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