the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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