i barfeds in our rink
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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