he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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