Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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