You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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