upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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