so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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