Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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