just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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