I'm laying in your front yard are you home
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Randomize
