He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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