i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
This house was built for laser tag.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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